Please Feed the Animals

We're hungry. We're always hungry.

This thinkin' up stuff and then writing it down is hard work. Valley View Online has been offering our Web service free since 1996, slaving hard at bringing you great content.

As you can imagine, this makes our staff VERY tired. HELP Us! Give us that EXTRA boost that only sweet desserts, candy and big meals can give.

What do you get for it? Well beyond the satisfaction of knowing that we're bouncing off the walls from massive amounts of sugar, you will also get a lovely mention on this Web site! If that's not worth the price of a piece of cake, I don't know what is!

But that's not all. If you REALLY want to load us down with sweets enough that we'll be running around the block for days, become a sponsor. We'll give you a REALLY BIG thank you by prominently displaying your name and a link back to your Web site.

Our sweet tooth is calling! Send us a variety of snacks. We won't overindulge. Promise.

Jujy Fruit
2 boxes, Before Gummi Bears this was all we had — $2.00
Popcorn
Buttery, Delicious, Straight from the Kettle — $3.00
Piña Colada
Made with the finest Rhum from the Islands — $6.00
Key Lime Pie
Baked with Limes fresh from the Keys! — $9.50
Cashews
3# of the finest South American Nuts — $15.00
Lobster
2# Lobster Dinner. We can't always eats snacks — $25.00

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